timeJokes
Why
does a boxing match never run quite to time? Because each round begins
seconds out.
Why
are good secretaries like precise clocks? Because their minutes are always
accurate.
Why does a pub landlord think his drinkers are rude? Because when he says “Time please” no-one tells him.
What is black and knocking at the door? The Future.
Why do seconds and minutes belong to others? Because they’re not ‘ours.
Man to woman in the street: “Have you got the time?” Woman in reply: “Yes, if you’ve got the money.”
When did the Chinaman go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
Why
is it difficult to get into a clock shop? Because time’s always running
out.
Why are time and a lazy man quits? Because a lazy man wastes time but time wastes a lazy man.
Crazy Clock
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Mesmerizing 3D hand clock with extremely intense vivid colour effects while it spins against the stars. This screensaver is jam packed with features such as weather, e-mail notification, dynamic wallpaper, atomic time, motion blur, particle systems, 19 clock movements, clock colour schemes, CD player, hourly chime, built in alarm clock, special fog effects, background graphics with BMP and JPG support, and much more. Add character and personalization to your computer desktop with this amazing screensaver. Bring colour and visual awe to guests in your home or office.
3D Hand Clock Features:
- 19 Clock movements such as 3D Bounce, XYZ rotate, and many more.
- Stars such as warping stars, scrolling stars and star color.
- Rendering options such as polygon detail.
- Rendering type such as wireframe or smooth shaded.
- Clock colour and colour cycling.
- Colour schemes.
- Password protection.
- Emitter system controls.
- CD player for music in the background.
- CD player Auto shutoff option.
- Hourly chime with wav support.
- Setting alarm time option with wav support.
- Special effects such as motion blur.
- Speed control.
- Background graphics with bounce and full screen options.
- Up to 10000 background graphics can be loaded.
- BMP and JPG support.
Date and day of the week display.
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